Many years ago I used to work in porn. Not as an actor, but as a web designer for Playboy TV. And not just Playboy, reducing awful plastic softcore porn to blurry 160 pixel video clips sent over dial-up internet, oh no. Also websites for a terrible kids channel, an even more terrible quiz show channel, and a channel for drunk men coming home from the pub, where we thought it was a good idea to put five young women in a London flat and stream a live webcam from every room. A year before Big Brother too.