What The Form?

A presentation at Fronteers Jam Session in October 2019 in Amsterdam, Netherlands by Rowdy Rabouw

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NAMES

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John F. Kennedy Americans often write their name with a middle initial Kogaddu Birappa Timappa Nair (Indian) village Name / fathers Name / given Name / last Name Abu Karim Muhammad al-Jamil ibn Nidal ibn Abdulaziz al-Filistini (Arabic) ”Father of Karim, Muhammad (given name),The beautiful, Son of Nidal, Son of Abdulaziz, the Palestinian” ⽑毛泽东 (Chinese - Mao Ze Dong) family name / generational name / given Name

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Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus VON Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum Sr.

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Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus VON Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum Sr.

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Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus VON Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum Sr.

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Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus VON Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum Sr.

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Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus VON Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum Sr.

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Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr. 👶 August 4, 1914 💀 October 24, 1997 983 characters € 15 per stainless steel letter 😱 € 14.745,00 http://bit.ly/wolfe_sr

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Woman Man Agender Agenderflux Androgyne Androgynous Aporagender Bi-gender Butch Cis Man Cis Woman Demiboy Demigender Demigirl Enby Fa’afafine Femme Gender Neutral Gender Nonconforming Genderfluid Genderflux Genderless Genderqueer Gendervoid Hijra Intergender Intersex Māhū Maverique Neurogender Neutrois Non-binary Non-gendered Nonbinary Other Pangender Polygender Queer Sekhet Trans Man Trans Woman Transfeminine Transgender Transmasculine Transsexual Two Spirit X-gender Xenogender Xtx Yinyang Ren

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Abbess or Abbot Admiral of the Fleet Aesymnetes Agha Agonothetes Agoranomos Air Marshal Aircraftman Akhoond Alderman Allamah Amban Amir al-Mu’minin Amphipole Anax Apodektai Apostle Arahant Archbishop Archdeacon Archduchess or Archduke Archiater Archimandrite Archon Archpriest Argbadh Arhat Asapatish Aspet Assistant in Virtue Assistant Professor Assistant to the President & Deputy National Security Advisor Associate Professor Aswaran Salar Augusta Ayatollah Baivarapatish Bapu Baron or Baroness Basileus or Basilissa Beauty Begum Bishop Blessed Buddha Caesar Caliph Captain (land) Captain (naval) Cardinal Cardinal-nephew Catholicos Centurion Chairman or Chairwoman Chakravartin Chancellor Chanyu Chhatrapati Chief or Chieftain Chiliarch Chorbishop Choregos Coiffure Attendant Comes Commissioner of Baseball Concubinus Consort Consul Corporal Corrector Councillor Count or Countess Dàifu (Great Man) Dalai Lama Dame or Dom Dathapatish Deacon or Diakonissa Dean (religion) Decurio Desai Despot Dikastes Dilochitès Dimoirites Distinguished Professor Divine Adoratrice Diwan Doctor Don or Doña Duchess or Duke Dux Earl Marshal Earl or Countess Ecumenical Patriarch Elder Emperor or Empress En Ephor Epihipparch Esquire or Squire Evangelist Exarch Fan-bearer on the Right Side of the King Faqih Fellow Fidalgo Fidei defensor Field Marshal Foreign minister Furén (High-Ranking Madam) Fürst or Fürstin Ganden Tripa Generalissimo God’s Wife Gong or Gong Bao (Lord) Goodman or Goodwife Gothi or Gyoja Governor Governor-General Grand Admiral Grand duchess or Grand duke Grand Inquisitor Grand Master Grand prince Guardian Immortal Hadrat Handsome Fairness Hatya Hazarapatish Headman Hegumen or Hegumenia Hekatontarchès Hellenotamiae Her/ His/ Your Grace Her/ His/ Your Highness Her/ His/ Your Illustrious Highness Her/ His/ Your Imperial Highness Her/ His/ Your Majesty Her/ His/ Your Royal Highness Her/ His/ Your Serene Highness Her/His/Your Excellency Her/His/Your Imperial Majesty Her/Your Ladyship or His/Your Lordship Herald Herzog Hidalgo Hierodeacon Hieromonk Hierophant High priest or High priestess Hipparchus (cavalry officer) His Eminence Hojatoleslam Ilarchès Imam Imperator or Imperatrice Inquisitor Jagirdar Jiàoshòu (Instructor) Junior Technician Kanstresios Karo Khan or Cham Khawaja King of Arms King or Queen Kolakretai Kumar or Kumari Lady of His Majesty Lady of Treasure Lady or Lord Laoshi (Old Master) Leading Aircraftman or Leading Aircraftwoman Lecturer Legatus Lochagos Lonko Lord Great Chamberlain Lord High Constable Lord Privy Seal Lugal Madam or Sir Magister Militum Magister Officiorum Maha-kshtrapa Maharaja or Maharani Maharana Maharao Mahatma Major archbishop Malik or Malikah Mandarin Marzban Master of the Horse Master of the Sacred Palace Mawlawi Mayor Metropolitan Bishop Mirza Monsignor Mullah Naib Nakharar National Security Advisor Navarch Nawab Nawabzada or Nawabzadi Nizam Nobilissimus Nomarch Nuncio Nushi (Mistress) Optio Palatine Pastor Patriarch Patroon Paygan Salarapoo Peace Be Upon Him Peshwa Pharaoh Pir or Pirani Polemarch Pope Praetor Presbyter President President pro tempore Presiding Patriarch Priest Primate Prime minister Prince or Princess Princeps Principal Lecturer Prithvi-vallabha Professor Professor Emeritus Propagator of Deportment Protodeacon Proxenos Prytaneis Pursuivant Rabbi Raja or Rani Rajmata Reader Recipient from the Inner Chamber Recipient of Edicts Rector Reverend Roju Sacristan Sahib or Sahibah Saint Sakellarios Satrap Savakabuddha Sebastokrator Sebastos or Sebaste Secretary of State Selected Lady Senior Aircraftman or Senior Aircraftwoman Senior Lecturer Sergeant Servant in the Place of Truth Service Provider Shah Shaman Shifu (Protector Teacher) Shigong (Teacher of my Teacher) Shimu (Woman of my Teacher) Shofet Shōgun Sibyl Somatophylax Soter Spahbod Sparapet Sri or Sushri Starosta Strategos Subedar Sultan Sunim Swami Syntagmatarchis Tagmatarchis Taitai (married Madam) Talented Tanuter Taoiseach Taxiarch Temple boy Tenzo Tetrarch Thakore or Thakurani The Most Honourable The Right Honourable Theorodokoi Theoroi Tirbodh Tóngzhi (Comrade) Toqui Towel Attendant Tribune Trierarch Tsar or Tsaritsa Unsui Upajjhaya Upasaka Vajracharya Varma Venerable Vicar general Viceroy or Vicereine Voivode Wizard (Powers) Xiansheng (Firstborn) Xiaojie (Little Woman) Xiaozhang (Senior) Xry Hbt Yisheng (Medical Scholar) Yishi (Medical Master) Yuvraj or Yuvrani Zamindar Zhuxi (Chairperson) Zongshi (Ancestral Teacher)

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PASSWORDS

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cabbage Sorry the password must be more than 8 characters

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boiled cabbage Sorry the password must contain one numerical character

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1 boiled cabbage Sorry the password cannot have blank spaces

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50fuckingboiledcabbage Sorry the password must contain at least one upper case character

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50FUCKINGboiledcabbages Sorry the password cannot contain more than one upper case character consecutively

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50FuckingBoiledCabbagesS hovedUpYourArseIfYouDon’t GiveMeAccessImmediately Sorry the password cannot contain punctuation

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NowIAmGettingReallyPissed Off50FuckingBoiledCabbage sShovedUpYourArseIfYouDo ntGiveMeAccessImmediately Sorry that password is already in use….

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PASSWORD RULES SUCK frustrate average users make passwords less secure FR0NTEER$ conflict with password generators

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PASSWORD GUIDELINES HAVE A MINLENGTH OF 8 CHARACTERS DON’T ALLOW COMMON PASSWORDS ’password’ or ’12345678’ PASSWORD SHOULD Not equal USERNAME OR E-mail DO NOT HAVE A MAXLENGTH

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CAPTCHA Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart

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Users are asked to perform some task that a software bot cannot do. Tests often involve JPEG or GIF images, because while bots can identify the existence of an image by reading source code, they cannot tell what the image depicts.

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FUCKYA

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reCAPTCHA A CAPTCHA-like system and, at the same time, assist in the digitization of books or improve machine learning

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reVENUE A CAPTCHA-like system and, at the same time, assist in the digitization of books or improve machine learning

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reCAPTCHA AUDIO CHALLENGE

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HONEYPOT A honeypot is a field added to A form that the users can’t see, but a spambot most likely fills in, alerting us to their activity.

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<input TYPE=”checkbox” id=”contact_by_MAIL_only” name=”contact_by_MAIL_only” value=”1” tabindex=”-1” autocomplete=”off”> document.getElementById(’contact_by_MAIL_only’).style.display = ’none’;

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THANK YOU ! @ROWDYRABOUW