The Cloud Should Be Fun
and if it’s not you’re probably doing it wrong
Holly Cummins Innovation Leader | IBM
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what is fun?
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partying?
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silly pictures?
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jokes?
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(ducks make jokes funnier) IBM Garage
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all that, and …
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Exploration @holly_cummins
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Hello, World Exploration @holly_cummins
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Puzzle @holly_cummins
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Exception in thread “main” java.lang.NullPointerException: WhyWhyWhyIsThisHappeningNullPointerException at StackTraceExample.method111(StackTraceExample.java:15) at StackTraceExample.method11(StackTraceExample.java:11) at StackTraceExample.method1(StackTraceExample.java:7) at StackTraceExample.main(StackTraceExample.java:3)
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Games @holly_cummins
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Games @holly_cummins
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Play @holly_cummins
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Play @holly_cummins
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Positive affect @holly_cummins
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Katie Bouman, discovering that her algorithm for imaging black holes worked.
It feels good @holly_cummins
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why fun is valuable
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“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.” Aristotle
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job satisfaction is the no. 1 predictor of organizational performance
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Studies have shown…
Employee fun
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Studies have shown…
Employee fun
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Studies have shown… Less sick leave Employee fun
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Studies have shown… Less sick leave Employee fun
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Harder working
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Studies have shown… Less sick leave Employee fun
Harder working More productivity
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“Your brain at positive is 31% more productive than your brain at negative, neutral or stressed.” @holly_cummins
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“Individuals [who just watched a comedy video] have approximately
12% greater productivity.” https://www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/soc/economics/staff/eproto/workingpapers/happinessproductivity.pdf @holly_cummins
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aside: what’s the point of laughing at something?
to show we get it
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too much governance
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too much governance
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“this provisioning software is broken”
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10 minute provision-time
what we sold
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what the client thought they’d got 10 minute provision-time
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3 month provisiontime
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what the client thought they’d got 10 minute provision-time
the reason 3 month provisiontime
84-step pre-approval process what we sold
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Provider A
Provider B
“we’re going to change cloud provider IBM Garage
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Provider A
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“we’re going to change cloud provider to fix our procurement process!” IBM Garage
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Provider A
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“we’re going to change cloud provider to fix our procurement process!” IBM Garage
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“your laptop can either access the cloud servers … or access our jira.”
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“it takes us a week to start coding.” IBM Garage
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friction costs: developers leave
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fixing it
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automation
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computers don’t expect to have fun (yet)
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automation
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computers don’t expect to have fun (yet)
revenge!
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automation
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computers don’t expect to have fun (yet) let them do the tedious tasks
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automation
revenge!
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computers don’t expect to have fun (yet) let them do the tedious tasks bonus: automating stuff is fun
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automation
revenge!
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go PaaS
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go PaaS
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go managed
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aside why naming serverless is hard
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funtainer: ‘serverless container’
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function-container: ‘serverless container’
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demo
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my talk is in 40 hours! i haven’t started my demo!
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demo
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demo
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products and tools are not enough
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make the easiest thing to do the right thing to do
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three economies
resolve a tension by finding a mutual win
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DevSecOps
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judge, judge, judge …
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are you doing it wrong?
judge, judge, judge …
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are you doing it wrong? it’s ok if it’s not all-fun-all-the-time
judge, judge, judge …
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are you doing it wrong? it’s ok if it’s not all-fun-all-the-time some platforms are kind of hard
judge, judge, judge …
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are you doing it wrong? it’s ok if it’s not all-fun-all-the-time some platforms are kind of hard process change is hard
judge, judge, judge …
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are you doing it wrong? it’s ok if it’s not all-fun-all-the-time some platforms are kind of hard process change is hard people are hard! judge, judge, judge …
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