That’s not useless, it’s just … unusual

A presentation at Mad Scientists in March 2016 in London, UK by Holly Cummins

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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins © 2016 IBM Corporation

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@holly_cummins

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imposter syndrome

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a novel form of imposter syndrome

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“Type a quote here.” –Johnny Appleseed

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“Type a quote here.” –Johnny Appleseed

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@holly_cummins

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a slight error @holly_cummins

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fault tolerance @holly_cummins

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The WebSphere Hat

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The WebSphere Hat (“the world’s first wearable application server”)

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Presenting: The WebSphere Sphere

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Presenting: The WebSphere Sphere (“the cuddly throwable application server”)

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http://pcduino.local

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“Holly, why would anyone want an application server in a cuddly ball?” –My Mother

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“Who wakes up and thinks ‘I know, today I’ll boil my urine to see what happens’?!” –Melisse, my uni roommate

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“Type a quote here.” –Johnny Appleseed

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“Type a quote here.” –Johnny Appleseed

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As useless as a … @holly_cummins

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As useless as a … chocolate teapot. @holly_cummins

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“I’m going to do the 4 deserts run. I’ll have to run though bleeding blisters, deal with toenails falling off, and I’ll be vomiting - in the best case.” — Simon Wheatcroft @holly_cummins

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@holly_cummins http://ibm.biz/bluemixgaragelondon